Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 11, 2016
November 10, 2016
November 12, 2016
Transcript:
Man: So, can I buy you a drink? Woman: Well, I might be able to resist you if it were just your I.D. badge clipped to your pocket. But with the phone holster on your belt... I just fall right into a swoon.
He is one smooth operator!!! Clark Gable move out of the way!!!ps=Bill isn’t home either..slipped out the back door Tuesday night,hasn’t been seen since…………………..
What’s the problem with carrying a smartphone in a belt holster? It’s easy access, doesn’t bulge my pockets, and has less of a chance of getting broken if I fall down.
Well that was judgmental and mean. He could have been the sweetest, most romantic boyfriend who would treat her the best and be hilarious. At least have a conversation with the guy. Yikes. He doesn’t want her anyway if she is like that.
The_Uncle over 7 years ago
Hey, don’t knock it – a phone and an ID badge – he’s employed! Jackpot! Instant aphrodisiac.
J Short over 7 years ago
I dated a NASA scientist who was aroused by handling power tools. Whatever works.
neverenoughgold over 7 years ago
He may have ulterior motives…
grossvatter over 7 years ago
He is one smooth operator!!! Clark Gable move out of the way!!!ps=Bill isn’t home either..slipped out the back door Tuesday night,hasn’t been seen since…………………..
kcycrs over 7 years ago
What’s the problem with carrying a smartphone in a belt holster? It’s easy access, doesn’t bulge my pockets, and has less of a chance of getting broken if I fall down.
hoffman.wendy1 over 7 years ago
Well that was judgmental and mean. He could have been the sweetest, most romantic boyfriend who would treat her the best and be hilarious. At least have a conversation with the guy. Yikes. He doesn’t want her anyway if she is like that.
Jeff0811 over 7 years ago
Talk about judging a book by it’s cover.