Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for November 13, 2016

If my nieces/nephews came unexpectedly, I’d like to go for a root beer or a Sprite

Nothing like a warm Welcome Home.

My son showed up aat my house the other night at 2 am. ME:“Why you here?” HIM:’My house is overrun with preteen girls" ME""have a seat"

Wally knew.

Sounds like a great start point!(Except I’ve been dry and sober for >35 years)

She can’t handle these situations without Phil?

Had two boys, then much later a girl. Girls get into less trouble than boys, but OMG!!! the drama!!!!!

Oh, I’m working a double shift. I’m sure I told you…

@ Bruce 1253 Note there are DRAMA QUEENS but no drama kings!

Is that 6 pack to go?

Good ole Wally.

You come home from a hard, long day at work and just want to sit and relax with a beer. Welcome to life with kids.

Two of those kids are more than old enough to do the potty and diaper changing to start with.

Jan Eliot is a legend. Thank you Jan!

People always ask me/us why we don’t have children. I came to the realization that I’m not mature or responsible enough for that!

Ah, Wally ushering him into “fatherhood”…lol.

A six-pack won’t cover it. He should have left him a keg.