Monty by Jim Meddick for October 11, 2016

Did the advertising explain that it’s only good for swatting electric flies, Monty?

That means you can’t play it on an organ.

I have one that is a tennis racket/bug zapper. The problem is not destroying the fixtures when you swing.

I have a “Fly Pistol” that works great— a little spring-loaded round web/disk that you can fire from a foot away without spooking the fly. If you’re quick on the draw you can shoot them out of the air!

Do electric flies dream about android sh— …poo?

Is it just me or does this new disclaimer at the bottom of the comments section mean we have to use bold and italics?

Strangely worded, I think.

*Our apologies, but to fight off abuse from the spammers, we now limit our comments to include text with bold and italics only.

“Boss”? The “awesome” word of the 1960s!

So you swat the fly,and then electrocute it to make sure it’s dead?C’mon Meddick,they look like badminton rackets,not fly swatters. Artistic licence I guess.

yeah, but the real story these days is that salt shooting fly gun.

Why buy an electric flyswatter if you have open a window to get them to come in?Does Monty work for the government procurement office?

I don’t think the fly will have time to feel any regret in that microsecond. Monty be kind and loving!

try the fly shotgun(yes really exists)

A friend visited China, and brought back one of those electric fly-swatters as a gift to me. I originally thought it was completely useless, and a waste of money. It actually worked very well, and the best part is NO MESS while you KILL an insect or spider. After several years of use, the internal battery eventually died, and I ordered a replacement. LOVE IT!!!

This cannot end well.

Venus fly traps, no flies?, feed them raw hamburger, just a tiny piece, about the size of a _______.