Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 30, 2016
November 29, 2016
December 01, 2016
Transcript:
Things I would wish upon my enemies: 1. Camshell packaging on everything they own. 2. The sensation of wanting to sneeze forever. 3. Seat back, meal on lap, drink in hand, remote across the room. 4. The constant inability to use the correct 'your' on the internet 5. Inability to reproduce the leather couch fart noise a second time.
komix1234 over 7 years ago
ladykat over 7 years ago
That’s a good list, Aunty!
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT over 7 years ago
Another one is “A constant itch in the middle of your back you just cannot get rid of.
anarresa Premium Member over 7 years ago
I hate #2 and #3! They might be too much even for enemies.
Marvin Premium Member over 7 years ago
Which is everyone you know. And, you misuse “your” and “you’re” all the time.
BTW, why is your box so small these days? Will you soon go “poof” and disappear?
Flash Gordon over 7 years ago
You’re your own worst enemy. (at least I think it’s enemY)
TheTrustedMechanic over 7 years ago
If their not going to care about there misuse of other homonyms your not going to bother they’re sensibilities with #4 on you’re list.
ChessPirate over 7 years ago
Oh Aunty, your such a looser… :-)
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 7 years ago
Ed Brault Premium Member over 7 years ago
Immortality.Immobility.Insomnia.
rgcviper over 7 years ago
A surefire way to conquer #2?
Say Shut up repeatedly.
No clue why it works, but it does.