Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 14, 2016

No,it’s beer thirty.

They might be too young to learn about prohibition and president Calvin Brewlidge.

Is too

The world would be a better place it there was.

Depends on where you are.

“But that’s what my dad says whenever I ask him what time it is!”

I’d rather say that it’s five o’clock somewhere.

Must be an old school. They’re using analog clocks and they still have an American flag hanging in the classroom. How could they — it might hurt someone’s sensibilities.

However, by the time I get home every day from trying to teach you knuckleheads, it’s usually “wine o’clock” . . .

“But there is a “Miller time” isn’t there ? " same difference !

Farside99In Texas, there must be a flag in every classroom and students must pledge allegiance to it every day because, as Thorax in 9 Chickweed Lane pointed out, “the purpose is to teach the young that allegiance has a shelf life limited to 24 hours.”