The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 14, 2016
September 13, 2016
September 15, 2016
Transcript:
Wilberforce: The Tooth Fairy left fifty cents under my pillow last night. Gladys: That's nice. Wilberforce: But Hurricane Hattie got five bucks for her tooth last week. Wilberforce: I think I got assigned a tooth fairy who's a cheapskate!
Argythree over 7 years ago
Or maybe your teeth just aren’t as great as hers?
clayusmcret Premium Member over 7 years ago
Hurricane Hattie got assigned a tooth fairy who is teaching her unrealistic expectations.
tom_wright over 7 years ago
I think you’re an ungrateful little a$$hat.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 7 years ago
The difference is the tooth fairy’s not afraid of you.
Space & Kitten over 7 years ago
Be happy with what you got, it could of been 0.
hcarpenter1 over 7 years ago
i feel that you were lucky to get that…
gcarlson over 7 years ago
A dime and a lire for my first (ca 1966). Just the dime for each of the rest.
Mariposamia over 7 years ago
We used to get a quarter! He’s lucky.
purpleriver over 7 years ago
I gave my son $5, should have given him a gold $1 Sacagawea dollar coin.