Eagles do not dive into water to catch fish. They steal the fish from the osprey that caught them. The beak of the eagle is hooked; good for tearing into carcasses, but not at all suited for diving to spear a fish. No time to chomp down; the catch must be one quick jab to catch the fish unaware.
A marriage counselor (or Dear Abby) would probably suggest a compromise: a little togetherness with the Mrs., a little time out with the guys. Freedom isn’t free, y’know?
Farside99 over 7 years ago
I swear, the stress is making me go bald.
oldpine52 over 7 years ago
Mrs. Eagle,“diving for trout my foot, that’s just an excuse to hang around the river and drink beer all day!”
whiteheron over 7 years ago
He married an Indian maiden, named Wild Eagle, turned out she was more of a Screaming Eagle.
robolt over 7 years ago
Balless eagle
Dis-play name over 7 years ago
Eagles do not dive into water to catch fish. They steal the fish from the osprey that caught them. The beak of the eagle is hooked; good for tearing into carcasses, but not at all suited for diving to spear a fish. No time to chomp down; the catch must be one quick jab to catch the fish unaware.
paullp Premium Member over 7 years ago
A marriage counselor (or Dear Abby) would probably suggest a compromise: a little togetherness with the Mrs., a little time out with the guys. Freedom isn’t free, y’know?
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 7 years ago
A shinning example of a kept man!
robert39503 over 7 years ago
Eagles are brown.