Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 30, 2016
August 29, 2016
August 31, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: Rip, why is there a jewelry box on top of the towels? Does this hotel include complimentary diamonds? Rip Haywire: What now? You're... uh... hallucinating. Breezy: This jewelry case, Bub. Rip Haywire: It's not... it's a box of shampoo. Breezy: Yeah right. Did you get me a honeymoon present? Rip Haywire: You know I'm not that romantic. Breezy: It-it's the most beautiful gift ever! I (sniffle) married the most amazing guy in the (snort-sniff) world! Rip Haywire: Honestly you didn't! Breezy: And modest, so very (sniffle) modest!
Chrisdiaz801 over 7 years ago
Rip is up Snake Creek with a sexy Cobra. Catfight 2.0. coming soon between Breezy and Cobra! Meoww(but not for Rip)!
seismic-2 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Breezy knows that this honeymoon is part of another mission, doesn’t she?
Chithing Premium Member over 7 years ago
Okay, cue the paradisaical explosions.
JPuzzleWhiz over 7 years ago
He’s gonna have to tell her the truth.
SeaFox10 over 7 years ago
Calm down, and remove her towel!
Malcolm Hall over 7 years ago
Rip just needs to go to the jewelry store and buy an even more magnificent necklace.
NWdryad over 7 years ago
I think I see where this might be going…
1MadHat Premium Member over 7 years ago
It’s the first time I’ve seen a towel so well fitted. 8^)
Phatts over 7 years ago
oh, Rip, Rip, Rip … sighyou just make your own troubles, don’tcha?