Clarence knew he was in a store way out in the sticks when he asked where they keep the Apple products: Apple Sauce Apple Juice Apple butter Apple Cider
I understand. I am out in the boonies and have to travel to a diagonally adjacent county to get any help (60+ miles each way). Any attempt to get local help gets a sneering response that they only deal with Gates’ products. On cross-examination, they admit they don’t understand Apple, but also that they have mo intention of learning.
mischugenah over 7 years ago
Is that an iPie or an iPie mini?
PICTO over 7 years ago
Johnny Apple iSeed
brain Les over 7 years ago
yesh back in the good old days when people were real and life was nice.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 7 years ago
Do your hillbilly shuffle and ESC.
Andrew Sleeth over 7 years ago
Conjures up memories of one of my favorite MADtv skits, Steve Jobs introduces the iRack.
What? Me worried ? over 7 years ago
Apple Butter yum !
hippogriff over 7 years ago
I understand. I am out in the boonies and have to travel to a diagonally adjacent county to get any help (60+ miles each way). Any attempt to get local help gets a sneering response that they only deal with Gates’ products. On cross-examination, they admit they don’t understand Apple, but also that they have mo intention of learning.