Arlene: You know what I like about you, Garfield?
Garfield: Oh, wow. It could be any number of things.
Arlene: Not your modesty.
Garfield: Cool, that narrows it down.
This one wasn’t so bad. I’ve seen worse. But to everyone who hates these two, let me tell you something:Arlene knows Garfield doesn’t lack redeemable qualities and Garfield does actually enjoy her company.
codycab over 7 years ago
No Garfield, it really doesn’t.
oldpine52 over 7 years ago
What does Arleen like about Garfield? not a thing.
bigcatbusiness over 7 years ago
This is the part where you suppose to say “Absolutely nothing”.
dakyorlando over 7 years ago
Actually, that’s what I’d like to know too. What exactly does Arlene like about Garfield?
William Pursell over 7 years ago
Oye it could only be his completely self centered self absorbed god quality being the absolute center of the entire Universe?
Chad Cheetah over 7 years ago
“I forgot”
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 7 years ago
That he’s brutally honest?
Flash Gordon over 7 years ago
“How do I loathe thee, let me count the ways……”
SeaFox10 over 7 years ago
To zero!
amaneaux over 7 years ago
If Jon tried to get Garfield fixed, Garfield would get Jon broken.
SpongeBob1995 over 7 years ago
This one wasn’t so bad. I’ve seen worse. But to everyone who hates these two, let me tell you something:Arlene knows Garfield doesn’t lack redeemable qualities and Garfield does actually enjoy her company.