Adam: Hello! You must be Mr. Deck.
Ron: Yeah...it's Ron, actually.
Adam: Wait. Mr. Deck is a fake name?
Ron: I'm afraid so. It's the company name.
Adam: Can I still call you Mr. Deck?
Ron: It is kind of fun, isn't it?
I used to take my car to “Dan’s Import Repair,” run by Dave. I asked once about Dan. “Oh, he retired like 20 years ago. I just never changed the sign.”
snarkm almost 8 years ago
Mustache checks out. Building profession checks out. First name checks out. gasp This is future Ron Swanson!
Willywise52 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Ron looks a bit too old to be building decks.
Plods with ...™ almost 8 years ago
Phunnie
Just So So Premium Member almost 8 years ago
My hubby is Mr Appliance! :-)
tom almost 8 years ago
I used to take my car to “Dan’s Import Repair,” run by Dave. I asked once about Dan. “Oh, he retired like 20 years ago. I just never changed the sign.”
nosirrom almost 8 years ago
Expecting a dirty job, Mr. Deck DID NOT get deck out.
Doctor11 almost 8 years ago
You’ve been scammed, Adam.
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
I’ll take a senior any day over most young whipper-snappers…
ChessPirate almost 8 years ago
♪♫ “Poppa do ron day Ron Deck, do ron day Ron Deck, do ron day Ron Deck, ooh.” ♪♫
gcarlson almost 8 years ago
I refer to a local businessman as Howard Balloon because his fagship business is The Balloon Family.
obriensr almost 8 years ago
If you take his name and consider that you might want to add such a thing to your house; you wind up with ADD A RON DECK.