Monty by Jim Meddick for July 13, 2016
July 12, 2016
July 14, 2016
Transcript:
An incident occurred while patrolling the territory around base camp... Tvyek-tar was set upon by a wild beast! True! I was taken off guard, unarmed! But I defended myself with makeshift weapons sticks... Stones and I defeated the beast! So now it is an honor to present you with this trophy... And offering to the great Ornac! It's not going to be easy finding an appropriate place to display a mounted caterpillar head...
clayusmcret Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Hang it in the bathroom. Tell’em it’s so you can see it from your majestic throne.
Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Funny.
Egrayjames almost 8 years ago
Now we have a name…..one down two to go.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Good thing Tvyek-Tar survived the fast-moving attack of that vicious beast! A trophy head adds a certain panache to a man’s den. You do have a den, don’t you, O Great Ornac?
Kip W almost 8 years ago
Your advanced hunter knows that if you wait, you can get a butterfly head trophy instead.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 8 years ago
It’s the thought that counts!
Here's Waldo almost 8 years ago
Tyvek-Tar? Sounds like a good name for a thick-skinned sailor.
Alphaomega almost 8 years ago
They use tape for tyvek but check the spelling.
Frankie5466 over 5 years ago
Love tyvek tar’s “flesh” colored band-aid!