For crying out loud - it’s liquid oxygen not liquid hydrogen. A few years ago a Purdue University Professor demonstrated how to light a bar-b-que grill using LOX in a U-Tube video until the Indiana Fire Marshall made him remove it.
Oy vey. Phaze has got it right - a simple piece of cardboard will do the trick.
The human body is a marvelously inefficient billows.
So even though we want to look powerful and self-sufficient by using nothing but breath to speed combustion, really, go for the simple machine - it saves embarrassment.
Being exhausted and out of breath is not in the least sexy … that is, unless it coincides with Phaze’s cartoon scenario. ;-)
dwlee79 over 13 years ago
Hey Jon, they do make this thing called ‘Lighter Fluid’… although you might injure yourself when you light it!!
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
They also have things called matches too.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
Jon, you’re not supposed to show Liz how many ways you are incompetent.
LittleSister18 over 13 years ago
Okay! It’s time to cook now while we eat pizza.
abatheguy over 13 years ago
Paging Roger Fox to the Garfield cartoon immediately.
moronbis over 13 years ago
Well, you can heat the pizza.
phaze58 over 13 years ago
I use a piece of cardboard to get it going, and when it is I toss that on the barbie !Hmmm cardboard burgers just like McDonlads
jackdohany over 13 years ago
Small wonder that 87% of Americans have pizza for dinner nearly every night.
bobpeters61 over 13 years ago
My kingdom for a billows.
magnamax over 13 years ago
Is he missing an eyebrow?
galanti over 13 years ago
For crying out loud - it’s liquid oxygen not liquid hydrogen. A few years ago a Purdue University Professor demonstrated how to light a bar-b-que grill using LOX in a U-Tube video until the Indiana Fire Marshall made him remove it.
threeguysmom over 13 years ago
Hasn’t anyone heard of a chimney starter? Best charcoal starter ever.
replay1111 over 13 years ago
New PAWS Inc. intern?
bestis2come over 13 years ago
Oy vey. Phaze has got it right - a simple piece of cardboard will do the trick. The human body is a marvelously inefficient billows. So even though we want to look powerful and self-sufficient by using nothing but breath to speed combustion, really, go for the simple machine - it saves embarrassment. Being exhausted and out of breath is not in the least sexy … that is, unless it coincides with Phaze’s cartoon scenario. ;-)
Trisha_Evenstar over 13 years ago
HAHAHAHA! lol
lin4869 over 13 years ago
Chimney starters are recommended by America’s Test Kitchen. No starter fluid.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
You blew it Jon!
bestis2come over 13 years ago
Cute! A punster!
pilover3.1415926 over 13 years ago
I thought he was sneezing.
cml103020 over 6 years ago
And this is why my family uses a propane-fueled grill.
Pusheen the Cat almost 4 years ago
poor jon
Dakota The Light Blue Ice Master over 3 years ago
Does anyone like my profile? I got it from Dungeon Boss Wiki.
Asriel about 3 years ago
foof
Garfield’s guard almost 3 years ago
Doesn’t air on coal, put it out?