Monty by Jim Meddick for June 28, 2016
June 27, 2016
June 29, 2016
Transcript:
Ok... Uh... Refresh my memory... What exactly did the great Ornac... Um... I mean... What did I do? Many star cycles ago, you created our planetary system... Then you created male Ornacians in your own image... But then, seeing how lonely they were, you created female Ornacians as companions... And unfortunately you created them in your own image as well... But luckily we're very skilled at cosmetic contouring techniques to minimize our noses.
Alphaomega almost 8 years ago
Yeah,but do they have to go to the same optometrist ?
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
So, the Great Ornac created these little ornacians (from the planet Ornac?) in his own image, ehh?What a cruel and vindictive god he is!
stamps almost 8 years ago
I thought the Great Ornac was one of Johnny Carson’s schticks.
chriscc63 almost 8 years ago
Could these have been created when Monty went to another planet with the time traveler who left him the little robot, and Monty took a leak and they grew from his dna?
Bryan Henderson almost 8 years ago
That’s Carnac (based on Carson’s name).