If they really would dash across the road they’d be fine, but they have to dash halfway across the road, a quarter back, over into the other lane, and back into your lane before splat.
It must be a Squirrel version of the Hank Williams Jr. song – Family Tradition:“Hank why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke?Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?Over and over everybody makes my predictions.So if I get stoned, I’m just carrying on an old family tradition.”
John Wiley Premium Member almost 8 years ago
They should consult with chipmunks. I driven over hundreds of chipmunks, but have never hit one. I think they know to duck.
clayusmcret Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Or talk with the lemmings. Oh, wait…..
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 8 years ago
it’s in the squirrel Constitution.
Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I ran over a small squirrel several years ago. I still regret it.
PICTO almost 8 years ago
A squirrel tradition? Are you nuts?
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I saw a groundhog dash across a 4 lane road yesterday…and he made it! I was so relieved.
ms-ss almost 8 years ago
Actually, groundhogs can run pretty fast. They can outrun our Border Collie.
Perkycat almost 8 years ago
Why – when you are on a lonely, deserted desert highway – do the creatures decide to cross the road right in front of you??
Marathon Zack almost 8 years ago
If they really would dash across the road they’d be fine, but they have to dash halfway across the road, a quarter back, over into the other lane, and back into your lane before splat.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 8 years ago
Thousands of years of Tradition unmarred by Progress!
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 8 years ago
It must be a Squirrel version of the Hank Williams Jr. song – Family Tradition:“Hank why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke?Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?Over and over everybody makes my predictions.So if I get stoned, I’m just carrying on an old family tradition.”
K M almost 8 years ago
Too busy trying to emulate the stunt squirrels in that old GEICO ad.