Monty by Jim Meddick for July 03, 2016
July 02, 2016
July 04, 2016
Transcript:
Welcome to Westview correctional facility. You'll be sharin' a cell with an inmate we fondly refer to as psycho... Good luck pal! Wait! No! No! Don't go! Don't... Ok um hi! Hi there. Um... Psycho... Why that's a very nice... Um... Doll y'got there! I... I mean puppet... Right?! Puppet sounds more manly... But doll is cool too! Puppet... Ventriloquist doll... Whichever you prefer! Well, I count three of us and only two bunks... Looks like somebody's gonna be sleepin' on the floor...
Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Wow, this is a change in the story. Did someone fire the ‘disintegration orb’?
PettyMower almost 8 years ago
Hopefully they took his belt. “Don’t want any hangin’s” (compliments of Arlo Guthrie’s Alice’s Restaurant)
Kip W almost 8 years ago
“The dummy’s right!”
Alphaomega almost 8 years ago
Which one’s the dummy?
Alphaomega almost 8 years ago
@Needachuckle. And the forty 8×10 glossy photographs to prove it!
Alphaomega almost 8 years ago
Um,make that 27 glossy photos of the crime scene ,complete with circles and arrows,and an explanation next to each one!
ChessPirate almost 8 years ago
Have you all heard the updated “Alice’s Restaurant” song by Arlo Guthrie?
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Orange is the New Monty!I hate ventriloquists’ dummies. They are almost all supernatural homicidal maniacs….
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Funny enough, but if the gag is that the “dummy” is the actual inmate, it doesn’t come across distinctively enough.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Interesting that every once in a while Monty ends up in prison, but it’s never stated what his crime was.