Beardo by Dan Dougherty for May 26, 2016

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    ekw555  almost 8 years ago

    oh, to be young again.

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    shamest Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    what a whiner. And you asked her to guess.

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    Elizabeth Wieland Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Just tell her how old you are, you goober.

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    pcolli  almost 8 years ago

    She’s only sixteen so you’re an old man in her eyes.

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    Eric Salinas Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Just commit hari-kari; you don’t want to continue growing older.

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    up2trixx  almost 8 years ago

    The worst thing you can say to a gay guy is that he looks older than he is. Years ago my partner and I were with some other people, and one of those other people was a young twink (to those who don’t know what a “twink” is, think “Stereotypical young gay guy”) was trying to guess our ages (we were all in our late 20’s except this kid, who was 18 or so). His guess for each of us was lower than our actual ages… except for my partner, who he said “Mid 40’s?”

    My partner nearly had a stroke

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