Nurse: Not only did you get hit by lighting and a meteor on the same day, you won the lottery...but your winnings and medical bills came out the same! ...You are soooo lucky!!
Lucky indeed.
Quite an advantage goes to Mr. Ziggy in the scheme now.
The IRS will still come for it’s share.
Well at least the Zigster will never have to worry about apathy!
Yes, he had a lot of luck today! Exactly half of it was bad luck…
Where was he when struck by “meteor”? Would more likely be struck by a meteorite, but comically that doesn’t flow.
Such is life…
all things considered, Zig would rather be in Philadelphia
The problem is he was in Iowa!
Lucvky because he wasn’t in New Orleans, where he would have gotten mugged or killed too.
If his medical bills are equal to his lottery winnings, the IRS won’t get a “share.” He wouldn’t have enough taxable income for that year.
June 27, 2016
June 28, 2021
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
Lucky indeed.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 8 years ago
Quite an advantage goes to Mr. Ziggy in the scheme now.
jlpampel almost 8 years ago
The IRS will still come for it’s share.
jlpampel almost 8 years ago
The IRS will still come for it’s share.
Loijen almost 8 years ago
Well at least the Zigster will never have to worry about apathy!
Chris Kenworthy almost 8 years ago
Yes, he had a lot of luck today! Exactly half of it was bad luck…
drycurt almost 8 years ago
Where was he when struck by “meteor”? Would more likely be struck by a meteorite, but comically that doesn’t flow.
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
Such is life…
KEA almost 8 years ago
all things considered, Zig would rather be in Philadelphia
Great Wizard Nala almost 8 years ago
The problem is he was in Iowa!
Louisiana Resident almost 8 years ago
Lucvky because he wasn’t in New Orleans, where he would have gotten mugged or killed too.
mpguy2 almost 8 years ago
If his medical bills are equal to his lottery winnings, the IRS won’t get a “share.” He wouldn’t have enough taxable income for that year.