He was eating Twinkies, as he drove along the highwayListening to Merle Haggard and his bandHe didn’t see the semi, as he came around the cornerAnd he died with his Ding Dong in his hand!
Oh yes he died with his Ding Dong in his handHe scattered cream filled cupcakes ‘cross the landOne of life’s great big no-no’s,He was reaching for his Ho-Ho’sAnd he died with his Ding Dong in his hand
He was a country singer, who was eatin’ ZingersAs he sang with a red-hot country bandThe band was really smokin’, ‘til the singer started chokin’And he died with his Ding Dong in his hand!
Yes he died with his Ding Dong in his handThat last song he sang was really grandHe thought he was the mostest, ’til he bit that big fat HostessAnd he died with his Ding Dong in his hand!
Yes, he died with his Ding-Dong in his handHe scattered cream-filled cupcakes ’cross the landWell, I hope and I pray that when I reach that fateful day,I will die with a great big humongous Ding-Dong… or a severely large Suzy-Q… maybe some of them powdered doughnuts that they leave out on the shelf at the local stop & rob for about three years… in my hand
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
This could explain why The Rump is always so angry.
Bob. almost 8 years ago
“He died with his ding-dong in his hand”.
Google it.
Hugh B. Hayve almost 8 years ago
Goin’ downtown, gonna see my gal,Goin’ downtown, gonna see my gal,I’m gonna sing her a song……
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I debating, the paper just went to $400/year, ouch.
Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Funny.
mourdac Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Bill’s rump hair does resemble the Donald’s, never noticed before.
Edmond Dantes almost 8 years ago
All is fine, unless you’re Bill the Cat or his toilet.
tnladybug almost 8 years ago
Panel 2—-They are called “newspapers”. From Michael
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I thought the secret was to “deny”.
Big D almost 8 years ago
He was eating Twinkies, as he drove along the highwayListening to Merle Haggard and his bandHe didn’t see the semi, as he came around the cornerAnd he died with his Ding Dong in his hand!
Oh yes he died with his Ding Dong in his handHe scattered cream filled cupcakes ‘cross the landOne of life’s great big no-no’s,He was reaching for his Ho-Ho’sAnd he died with his Ding Dong in his hand
He was a country singer, who was eatin’ ZingersAs he sang with a red-hot country bandThe band was really smokin’, ‘til the singer started chokin’And he died with his Ding Dong in his hand!
Yes he died with his Ding Dong in his handThat last song he sang was really grandHe thought he was the mostest, ’til he bit that big fat HostessAnd he died with his Ding Dong in his hand!
Yes, he died with his Ding-Dong in his handHe scattered cream-filled cupcakes ’cross the landWell, I hope and I pray that when I reach that fateful day,I will die with a great big humongous Ding-Dong… or a severely large Suzy-Q… maybe some of them powdered doughnuts that they leave out on the shelf at the local stop & rob for about three years… in my hand
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Bouncie! Bouncie!
Don’t look, don’t tell!Bouncie!
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Rump hair.
tnladybug almost 8 years ago
Ding Dongs? Twinkies Rule!! From Michael
Port&Hodge4ever almost 8 years ago
Once again, BB mistakenly puts hair on a penguin. I wonder what’s in the newspaper that’s so bad?