There once was a man from Nantucket,who put all his trash in a bucket.He set off one day,with his trash far away.and he said, “All I will do is chuck it.”
A farmer named Dan from NantucketKept all his cash in a bucketHis daughter named NanRan away with a manAnd as for the bucket, Nantucket!
He followed the pair to PawtucketThe man and the girl and the bucketHe said to the manYou’re welcome to NanBut as for the bucket, Pawtucket
They caught up with him in ManhassetWith the bucket he kept as an assetSo Nan and her manTook the bucket and ranAnd as for the bucket, Manhasset
Funny. Thank you for sharing these limericks.
The first version I heard can’t be posted here ;-)
No, LD, you really don’t. Sigh.
February 08, 2017
mlkirk12530 about 8 years ago
There once was a man from Nantucket,who put all his trash in a bucket.He set off one day,with his trash far away.and he said, “All I will do is chuck it.”
TheWildSow about 8 years ago
A farmer named Dan from NantucketKept all his cash in a bucketHis daughter named NanRan away with a manAnd as for the bucket, Nantucket!
TheWildSow about 8 years ago
He followed the pair to PawtucketThe man and the girl and the bucketHe said to the manYou’re welcome to NanBut as for the bucket, Pawtucket
TheWildSow about 8 years ago
They caught up with him in ManhassetWith the bucket he kept as an assetSo Nan and her manTook the bucket and ranAnd as for the bucket, Manhasset
Phred Premium Member about 8 years ago
Funny. Thank you for sharing these limericks.
Bocephus about 8 years ago
The first version I heard can’t be posted here ;-)
dogday Premium Member about 8 years ago
No, LD, you really don’t. Sigh.