Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 02, 2016

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    or a flat-head screwdriver

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    Ron-Ar  almost 8 years ago

    He’s a flatfoot who eats flatbread in his flat. Also, the tires on his car are … low.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 8 years ago

    I’m thinking Dan got a new ruler he wanted to try out.

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    celeconecca  almost 8 years ago

    man, that was subtle!

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    shipl14  almost 8 years ago

    Drives an old Ford

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    Al Nala  almost 8 years ago

    His new pillow is a brick.

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    What? Me worried ?  almost 8 years ago

    Last flat head I knew was a 39 plymouth coupe !

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