Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 25, 2016

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    orinoco womble  almost 8 years ago

    He had fresh frosting injections just before the reunion.

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    Emmett Wayne  almost 8 years ago

    The bankruptcy proceedings didn’t affect him a bit.

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    mikeyman  almost 8 years ago

    From the same injection molding company as Barbie and Ken.

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    annette143NotMe  almost 8 years ago

    my parents actually fed me that crap >_< if it could pour out of a box and didn’t need cooking :/

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    annette143NotMe  almost 8 years ago

    my parents actually fed me that crap >_< if it could pour out of a box and didn’t need cooking :/

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    neverenoughgold  almost 8 years ago

    Where’s his shelf buddy, the cream filled cupcake?

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    dflak  almost 8 years ago

    My 50th reunion is coming up. I emailed a friend who suggested that we’d have to look in the yearbook to remember faces – as if they would be vaguely the same after 50 years.

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    archangel2244 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    They became stone after a few months.

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