Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 24, 2016

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    Wilde Bill  almost 8 years ago

    I guess that’s why I smell cookies all the time

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    Peam Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    That looks like a Dermatology problem, not ENT.

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    mikeyman  almost 8 years ago

    And you’re gluten intolerant.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 8 years ago

    He also has wood…

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    dflak  almost 8 years ago

    The Keebler factory used to be on I-78 near Allentown. I told my wife that’s the prison where they locked up the elves. Then I chanted “Free the Elves!”

    We’ve been married for 45 years; she’s a very tolerant woman.

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    mggreen  almost 8 years ago

    Those aren’t “elves”, they’re Hobbits!

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    ianjohnsoncartoonist Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Yes, I hope the elves are baking cookies.@whiteheronor is that a gluten for punishment? :-)

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    Rush Strong Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    “I am not a lumber! I am a tree man!”

    – the Prisoner
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    naturally_easy  almost 8 years ago

    looks itchy.

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    What? Me worried ?  almost 8 years ago

    Worse case of the keeblers that I ever saw !

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