Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 21, 2016

Up here in the PNW, one just might be carrying an axe when he stops at Starbucks.

So….sometimes you have to axe?

Meanwhile….Tony is… um…. axing…. “Which are you?”

Uh…. I need a third choice, Tony…“Neither.”

I have dropped trees and split firewood.Never walked around with a sock on my head.

I’m a lumber jack and I’m okay.

Neither! I’m just me! And I’m also okay!

Saw a line on Twitter that captures my essence: “Women want me, and men want to be me” he thought, sipping his latte as he switched the channel to PBS.

hipsters also shave the side of their heads

My lumberjacking is somewhat limited to bansai trees these days.

So my wife doesn’t get comics, not into them, every once in a while i find one that can make her laugh, she laughed long at this one.

Third choice! Human Being

Lumberjacks never have a man-bun.

@Tony and JPW My third choice would be the same as yours and Susan’s. I do drink a lot of coffee but I make it at home most of the time and have never had Starbucks.

“Nobody but a logger/ Stirs his coffee with his thumb.”

Lumberjacks brew their own java in a metal pot over an open fire; sometimes with raw eggs mixed with the grounds…

@Tony“Which are you?”

You’re kidding, right? If being a Toby Keith fan is hip… well, maybe

What would your third choice be?

There can only be two choices, white or black! There is no gray here…