Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for June 12, 2016
June 11, 2016
June 13, 2016
Transcript:
Newspaper: Daily horoscope: Today is your lucky day! (Splurk) Ziggy: Hello? I'd like to have a word with your horoscope editor!! Phone receptionist: He's not usually here...Wait!...He just walked in... Editor: ...This must be your lucky day!
Gigantor almost 8 years ago
It’s pretty lucky. He wasn’t hit by lightning and a meteor in one day like he was a couple of weeks ago.
Flash Gordon almost 8 years ago
Stay away from overhead powerlines, Ziggy.Sometimes they snap from metal fatigue (they’re usually aluminum)
cubswin2016 almost 8 years ago
I never believe in those things anyway.
Thanksfortheinfo2000 almost 8 years ago
It didn’t say GOOD luck.
KEA almost 8 years ago
it worries me that people who consult horoscopes also vote
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
I was watching a gorgeous girl walking down the sidewalk. Just then, my wife stepped outside and asked me what I was staring at!
You might call this a horror scope…