The Rhino’s have a whole lot to be upset about.Did you know that if you catch a Rhino-Poacher and grind him to a pulp it will cure absolutely everything?
When I was much younger my parent and I had race horses. We had a stallion that as a yearling that I often played a game of chase in his pasture. He liked to back up and sit down on his 92 gallon metal water tank. Well as a 3 yr old he got away from the pony horse while heading toward a the starting gate and ran out onto the parking lot. Everyone on horse back and me on foot went out to the lot to corner him. As soon as he saw me he backed up to the closest brand new Ford truck and sat down on the hood. He smashed it up really good. But we caught him and took him back to the starting gate where he then sat a track record. My parents home owner’s insurance paid for the damage of the truck.
40 years ago, a friend of my grandmother told me a story about her visit to the LA zoo. While they were at the zoo, one of the elephants got out into the parking lot. They eventually got it back inside – but not before it put its front legs on the top of her car. This made a significant dent in the roof of the car, and the elephant sensed that it would not hold his weight.
The zoo had insurance that would pay for the body work. So they got into their dented, but otherwise functional car to drive home. On they way, they passed a multi-car accident on the freeway. Shortly after that, a police followed them and pulled them over.
“Maam, it is felony to leave the scene of an accident.” “Oh, officer, we weren’t in the accident. We were just passing by on our way home.”“Then why is there a huge dent in your roof?”“Uh. Would you believe, an elephant sat on our car?”
Thanks for the great laughs to take me to bed. My father was an insurance loss adjuster and his stories were never so funny. He had a lot of claims from furriers whose stores had “mysteriously” burnt down, this was back in Montreal in the ’50’s.
wolfowned about 8 years ago
He wanted to find a different horn.
therese_callahan2002 about 8 years ago
The bull in the china shop’s got nothing on him.
Toonerific about 8 years ago
The Rhino’s have a whole lot to be upset about.Did you know that if you catch a Rhino-Poacher and grind him to a pulp it will cure absolutely everything?
miqq1234 about 8 years ago
….a rhino would have no difficulty with all these light duty roly poly plastic cars….
Diat60 about 8 years ago
Try explaining this to the insurance company.
Imacyn about 8 years ago
When I was much younger my parent and I had race horses. We had a stallion that as a yearling that I often played a game of chase in his pasture. He liked to back up and sit down on his 92 gallon metal water tank. Well as a 3 yr old he got away from the pony horse while heading toward a the starting gate and ran out onto the parking lot. Everyone on horse back and me on foot went out to the lot to corner him. As soon as he saw me he backed up to the closest brand new Ford truck and sat down on the hood. He smashed it up really good. But we caught him and took him back to the starting gate where he then sat a track record. My parents home owner’s insurance paid for the damage of the truck.
stuart about 8 years ago
40 years ago, a friend of my grandmother told me a story about her visit to the LA zoo. While they were at the zoo, one of the elephants got out into the parking lot. They eventually got it back inside – but not before it put its front legs on the top of her car. This made a significant dent in the roof of the car, and the elephant sensed that it would not hold his weight.
The zoo had insurance that would pay for the body work. So they got into their dented, but otherwise functional car to drive home. On they way, they passed a multi-car accident on the freeway. Shortly after that, a police followed them and pulled them over.
“Maam, it is felony to leave the scene of an accident.” “Oh, officer, we weren’t in the accident. We were just passing by on our way home.”“Then why is there a huge dent in your roof?”“Uh. Would you believe, an elephant sat on our car?”
Diat60 about 8 years ago
@Cynthia Jameson & Stuart Gathman.
Thanks for the great laughs to take me to bed. My father was an insurance loss adjuster and his stories were never so funny. He had a lot of claims from furriers whose stores had “mysteriously” burnt down, this was back in Montreal in the ’50’s.