Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 03, 2016

May 3rd, the new March 17.

“Milkshake, hold the cup”.

Jerk customer. Hold the service.

Missed it by a day.

Fine. No bag either. Hold out your hands.

Academia Waltz strip redux.Circa 1979

Where would you like your milkshake, sir? In your pants or over your head?

The old guy reminds me of Stan Lee.

I knew I guy who used to try to order burgers without the bun, and some places would give it to him that way. I don’t think he ever did the milkshake thing, though.

Ahhhh, Welcome Back :)

An absurd idea in the 80s is now commonplace: asking for a bunless burger means you’re following a low-carb diet or a gluten-free diet.

Yesterday’s joke is tomorrow’s reality.

Is he going to order a hot dog and then say hold the wiener next?

A milkshake, no cup. Open your mouth!He would freeze his heart.

I used to order a Coney without the dog.