Ralph: "Velcome"??? Norman: It's an accent rug! Bob: That's it. I'm migrating to another comic strip!
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Chekov: [to a policeman] Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It’s where they keep the nuclear wessels.
[He pauses, looks at Uhura, and tries again]
Chekov: Nuclear wessels
In that case, I’d stay away from Pearls Before Swine. Bad puns is just about all they do these days.
Bela inviting Renfield to his castle.
quacks me up
“Mr. Pastis? There a call for you from a Mr. Bob The Duck on Line 1.”
“Tell him we already have a (psychotic) duck on our payroll – we can’t afford a redundacy.”
(one minute later…)
“Excuse me again, Mr. Pastis, but I now have a call from a Senor Roberto Parrot on Line 2.”
Yeah, he should steer clear of Pearls Before Swine if he hates puns. hehehe
Accent rug – cute! Don’t leave us Bob.
Rug made in Transylvania.
Thank you, Mr. Fagan. It’s refreshing to find other cartoonists stepping into the punning.
Crankshaft has a vacancy.
June 19, 2015
burkeknight almost 8 years ago
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Chekov: [to a policeman] Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It’s where they keep the nuclear wessels.
[He pauses, looks at Uhura, and tries again]
Chekov: Nuclear wessels
dadoctah almost 8 years ago
In that case, I’d stay away from Pearls Before Swine. Bad puns is just about all they do these days.
sarazan7 almost 8 years ago
Bela inviting Renfield to his castle.
P51Strega almost 8 years ago
quacks me up
noahproblem almost 8 years ago
“Mr. Pastis? There a call for you from a Mr. Bob The Duck on Line 1.”
“Tell him we already have a (psychotic) duck on our payroll – we can’t afford a redundacy.”
(one minute later…)
“Excuse me again, Mr. Pastis, but I now have a call from a Senor Roberto Parrot on Line 2.”
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Yeah, he should steer clear of Pearls Before Swine if he hates puns. hehehe
Perkycat almost 8 years ago
Accent rug – cute! Don’t leave us Bob.
JavaJolt62 almost 8 years ago
Rug made in Transylvania.
rekam Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Thank you, Mr. Fagan. It’s refreshing to find other cartoonists stepping into the punning.
awelcruiz almost 8 years ago
Crankshaft has a vacancy.