Mike Luckovich for April 06, 2016

Not Bieber. Like Cruz, he was born in Canada.

This is assuming there is still a country after Trump.

Hmm. My crystal ball says we’ll have millions of violent people in the streets fighting for more government payments; millions of people locked in their homes nightly shooting outside at anything that moves, and violently demonstrating against the government’s demand for more tax money; Canada building a wall along their border; Central and South American countries openly establishing colonies in what were our states; and our police and military disarmed in the name of cultural sensitivity and tolerance. Corporations will be stirring the pot to keep us all so occupied fighting each other we never notice that every President is on their Corporate Board in China.

I was born in 1940….Loos as though I’ll be checking out at just about the right time.

Trump wins, America dies.

I’ll bet none of these would do the equivalent of destroying Libya, fomenting jihadis in Syria, or helping Nazis take over Ukraine.

When I was a kid in the ‘60s, grown-ups thought WE were bad, and the 1968 movie, “Wild in the Streets” burlesqued that fear..http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/wild-in-the-streets-1968.Maybe taking a cue from all the shallow media-related candidates playing on their viewing familiarity through the years, that movie should be re-made. They’re well-known for being well-known, and nothing much deeper.

The unofficial rule is that we will never elect a person whose name George W. Bush cannot pronounce. Which takes out Kasich, Gingrich, Rubio, Cruz, Trump, Sanders, Clinton, and Bush. And all these guys, of course…

I shudder at the thought.

No problem with a transsexual, black or woman president. No Canadians can be our president. I would look forward to listening to their platform, but unless they can prove they have bigger… “hands” and start street fights in their town halls, they won’t be the Republican nominees.

Scary. Very scary.

The republicans have really lowered the bar for America.

Nein, Herr Luckovich, I will return … After I finish hanging paper You-Know-Where.

Here’s come Idiocracy.