Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 11, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 8 years ago

    No, not real sugar nor artificial sweetener, you nitwit. “Sugar” as in lo-… oh, forget it.

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    nosirrom  about 8 years ago

    I guess I’ll start it today.@TonyWhat’s your secret?.Sorry Tony, can’t tell you. It’s a secret.

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    Ol Skool  about 8 years ago

    my secret is on a need to know basis, and you have no need to know

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    Steven Wright  about 8 years ago

    What’s my secret? That I’m strong enough for a man but made for a woman.

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    Marathon Zack  about 8 years ago

    @Tony “What’s your secret?”My secret is that I don’t tell people my secret.

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    ladykat  about 8 years ago

    If I told you, not only would I have to kill you, I’d have to scatter the remains over 50 states, 10 provinces, and 3 territories.

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    GROG Premium Member about 8 years ago

    My secret is everything that tastes good has pepper in it and little or no salt.

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    Plods with ...™  about 8 years ago

    @TonyWhat’s your secret?.I’d tell you, but there’d be several black SUV’s at my house and yours.So mum’s the word.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 8 years ago

    11 different herbs and spices.

    2 tablespoons paprika 1 tablespoon onion salt 1 teaspoon celery salt 1 teaspoon rubbed sage 1 teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon ground allspice 1 teaspoon ground oregano 1 teaspoon chili powder 1 teaspoon black pepper 1 teaspoon basil leaves, crushed 1 teaspoon marjoram leaves, crushed finely

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 8 years ago

    What is broken as soon as it’s spoken?

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    neverenoughgold  about 8 years ago

    @Tony“What’s your secret?”

    I’m really Garry Moore…

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