Jeff Danziger for March 29, 2016

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    Mr. Blawt  about 8 years ago

    Trump smashed the bird and later told the press he “beat Mother Nature like a drum” because he’s such a “yooge damn winner”Trump had feathers stuck all over his bloodied hands as he raised his tiny right hand in the air and asked everyone else to. They pledged an oath to his campaign and then Trump snapped his fingers and disappeared in a cloud of red smoke that smelled like sulfur and cheap hot dogs.

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    Happy Two Shoes  about 8 years ago

    Its the first blue bird of socialist spring.

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    Dtroutma  about 8 years ago

    A finch landed on Bernie’s podium. A fink has taken over the GOP’s podium. A bird of the jungles is the lyre bird, the American right-wing media’s political jungle is of course now dominated by the liar bird.

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