Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 09, 2016

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Maybe he could work at the Stork Club.

    Or learn to be a trader at the Stork Exchange.That might take a while…baby steps, baby steps….

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    jreckard  about 8 years ago

    Where do babies come from?Well, one day a papa drone and a mama drone …

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    P51Strega  about 8 years ago

    Don’t get him started or he’ll drone on and on.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 8 years ago

    I hear Vlasic is hiring.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 8 years ago

    He can make money delivering flamingo yard ornaments.

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    stamps  about 8 years ago

    OMG, he’s stork naked!

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    Tigdi  about 8 years ago

    All of these puns are for the birds. I’m out of here.

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    neverenoughgold  about 8 years ago

    Are they protected?

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