Overboard by Chip Dunham for April 07, 2016

yeah, but being a “green” pirate he should know, Charley should take his advice shouldn’t he?

Remember the Klingon who insulted Scotty’s Enterprise? Sometimes you just gotta let sleeping dogs lie.

Good morning, Crew!

Good Morning Crew,A little “Overboard” on that comment and a fitting end for a critic, yes?Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S

Good morning crew!

Whats to decide?You stick a seed in the ground.You pour water on it.Its a garden.

NEVER insult a gardener or his garden!!!

[Kirk is questioning Scotty about his reasons to start a bar fight with the Klingons]Scott: Well, Captain, er… the Klingons called you a… a tin-plated overbearing, swaggering dictator with delusions of godhood.Capt. Kirk: Is that all?Scott: No, sir. They also compared you with a Denebian slime devil.Capt. Kirk: I see.Scott: And then they said that you were a…Capt. Kirk: I get the picture, Scotty.Scott: Yes, sir.Capt. Kirk: And after they said all this, that’s when you hit the Klingons.Scott: No, sir.Capt. Kirk: …No?Scott: No, er, I didn’t. You told us to avoid trouble.Capt. Kirk: Oh, yes.Scott: And I didn’t see that it was worth fighting about. After all, we’re big enough to take a few insults. Aren’t we?Capt. Kirk: What was it they said that started the fight?Scott: They called the Enterprise a garbage scow! Sir.Capt. Kirk: I see. And… that’s when you hit the Klingon?Scott: Yes, sir!Capt. Kirk: You hit the Klingons because they insulted the Enterprise, not because they…Scott: Well, sir, this was a matter of pride.Capt. Kirk: All right, Scotty. Dismissed. Oh… Scotty, you’re restricted to quarters until further notice.Scott: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir! That’ll give me a chance to catch up on my technical journals!From “Star Trek – The Trouble with Tribbles”

Looks like the green pirates have a shorty like Charley.

Never dis Charlie’s garden! Boy, did he pick the wrong fight.Good Evening, Crew!

I have no Trouble with Tribbles! I loved those little FUR BALLS LOL!

And NEVER EVER CRITICIZE A SERIOUS GARDENER! JUST ASK ME!

Good evening and good night, Crew!

I’d say so, Nate—those eyes sure are poppin’!

’Evening, Crew.

Never criticize a gardener…especially one with a knife.