Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 26, 2016
March 25, 2016
March 27, 2016
Transcript:
TNT: I've got an idea, Rip. Rip Haywire: Good. It better involve catching the first airplane outta here. TNT: No, we trick lie beard teh pirate into buying back the ring... then we frame him for stealing it. Then we get the ring back from that poor drip deputy can get his fiance another ring. Rip Haywire: It's perfect! What could go wrong? That's when everything went wrong... and TNT was fired as "Assistant idea specialist." TNT: Now I'm "Assistant Eye-Roller to the Idea Specialist."
richardmosa about 8 years ago
Right up there with “Trust me, I know what I’m doing” or “Hey y’all, watch this!”
Chithing Premium Member about 8 years ago
Some people really need an assistant eye roller, especially if they’re sarcasm-challenged.
StoicLion1973 about 8 years ago
Hey, Dan…are we sure RJ isn’t RIp’s biological son in this reality? Or is the resemblance an amazing coincidence?
bornfree99 about 8 years ago
if it doesn’t involve in something going ka-terribly wrong, then something is really wrong with the haywire plan.