Gladys: Well, you must have been really ravenous! Brutus: Why is that? Gladys: As you were wolfing down your food, you ate your napkin!
Grade school taught me to “wolf” my food down. The faster we ate the more time we had to play afterwards.
Besides, today’s “soylent green” tastes so bad if you eat slowly you may decide not to eat at all!
He ate his napkin because it was the best tasting part of the meal.
I didn’t know that he was part goat?
May 08, 2015
Laynegg about 8 years ago
Grade school taught me to “wolf” my food down. The faster we ate the more time we had to play afterwards.
bdcharrelson about 8 years ago
Besides, today’s “soylent green” tastes so bad if you eat slowly you may decide not to eat at all!
nosirrom about 8 years ago
He ate his napkin because it was the best tasting part of the meal.
Jim Kerner about 8 years ago
I didn’t know that he was part goat?