Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 23, 2016

I would think Bucky, as a cat, would be upset that all the milk landed on Satchel & will go to waste, vs. landing on himself where he’d just lick it off? Maybe that’s the solution to getting cats to stop fighting having a bath, just bathe them in milk? Hmmm…

Well, first I thought we were going to have crying over spilled milk, and attendant jokes. Then I thought we would have Bucky licking it off of Satchel, with attendant hijinks and misperceptions. Now if Satchel can just lick it off himself, with perhaps a little assistance from Bucky, he can dodge that bath.

At this point, what difference does it make??

At this point, what difference does it make??

Far more remarkable than the fact that animals talk in this universe is that Bucky can hold a glass of milk in one paw.

Satchel: It’s on you now.*dumps the rest of the milk^

sometimes you just have to let the pourer simply top you off.-Rev. Croom

‘I don’t see the glass as half empty. I see the glass as half full, but poisoned.’ -Woody Allen

Funny that Bucky is carrying a glass of milk when cats are lactose intolerant…

I think this joke was milked too far. Remember what the engineer said when confronted with the half-a-glass-of-liquid question: “You have twice as much as glass as required.”

How great to live in a world as solipsistic and self-involved as Buckyworld. The world of, “Enough oft my talking about me. What do YOU like about me?” Not that you would care. After all, you’d be the only one whose opinion matters.