Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 10, 2016
April 09, 2016
April 11, 2016
Transcript:
Dad: Yes! That's a five! Nate: Uh.. Dad? Nate: On the way here, you said you were going to play a legitimate round of golf today. Nate: you told me to speak up if I saw you break any rules. Nate: Well, you hit your tee shot from outside the tee box. That's a two stroke penalty. You also hit into the water. That's another stroke Nate: You moved some branches out of the way on your third shot. That's two more strokes. Plus another stroke for the second ball you lost. Nate: So instead of five. Should I write eleven? Dad: Uh... You could. Dad: ..... Or you could write five and we could stop for pizza on the way home. Nate: A caddy's gotta do what a caddy's gotta do. Dad: That's the best I've played in ages!
Tue Elung-Jensen about 8 years ago
There are rules, and then there are principles. :)
Tue Elung-Jensen about 8 years ago
There are rules, and then there are principles. :)
GravityFallen about 8 years ago
It’s cheating, but at least Marty’s happy.
SupaTeen about 8 years ago
cheats
Dee Dee Holloway about 8 years ago
Thats the same with my uncle! XD
srmcd1 about 8 years ago
Man, Marty’s got a frail ego. He can only feel good if he’s pretending he’s good at golf.
Steven Wright about 8 years ago
It’s just another example of the New Math.
SuperJBoy1304 about 8 years ago
So many rules broken!
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
“Give me liberty, or give me pizza pie.”
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
A lesson in politics.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 8 years ago
AND that last panel is probably true
B Dawg about 8 years ago
Good move
laurac5800 about 8 years ago
This is golf. Unless it’s professional, everyone cheats.
Riflehawk1012 about 8 years ago
I would rather have a can of root beer.
Riflehawk1012 about 8 years ago
But that 1st panel tho
Bookworm/Animal Lover 123 about 8 years ago
me too
arunpannala2 about 8 years ago
lmaooooooo
Kokopelli about 8 years ago
a golfer yells four, takes five and wrights down three
Comic Minister Premium Member about 8 years ago
Whatever you say Marty.
orbenjawell Premium Member about 8 years ago
……best that you’ve played HIM, too!! In golf, Marty finally has a sport where he can commandeer his offspring!
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 8 years ago
And a daddy’s gotta do what a daddy’s gotta do…
Breckenridge Puffington IV about 8 years ago
Welcome to the Big Nate First Appearance Scavenger Hunt. Go to June 24, 1999 to check out a character’s first appearance!
sundaysundaegirl about 8 years ago
“A caddy’s gotta do what a caddy’s gotta do” Words I will always live by.
wolfman47130 about 8 years ago
diplomacy at work.
gusty1345 Premium Member about 8 years ago
great parenting; ignore the rules when it’s possible to bribe an official
wangjessica07 over 6 years ago
the answer is 11
TheQ over 6 years ago
i am bored bring trudy back
Alana Lamba almost 6 years ago
eleven,actually Nate’s dad.
Stonkss about 5 years ago
Nice move nate
ND Cool Z almost 4 years ago
Nate’s drawing panel: the wrongest answer to a math question since “9+10=21”.
220001492 about 2 years ago
nate’s dad doing some bribing
doctorwho29 5 months ago
I can’t understand saying you won a game of you didn’t. It doesn’t feel good to lie about victory