Man:.....happy......birth...day...............to......... Woman: The candles are all burned down... Reason #1 not to hire shatner to sing at your birthday
Reason #2: Shatner expects the gifts.
reason #3: Shatner doesn’t sing.
reason #4: He’s just plain rude to the “little people”.
I think somebody left that cake out in the rain.
reason #5: he’ll boldly go where no one has gone before……and you’ll have to clean it up later.
Relax with “Spock Thoughts” by Leonard Nimoy.
“Beam me up Scotty… there’s no sign of intelligent life here!”
Bill’s got a new job with the weather network in Canada.He doesn’t know WEATHER or not it will last until spring!
Priceless!!
We’re a few days early for “International Talk Like William Shatner Day”.
September 06, 2014
Linux0s about 8 years ago
Reason #2: Shatner expects the gifts.
blunebottle about 8 years ago
reason #3: Shatner doesn’t sing.
Farside99 about 8 years ago
reason #4: He’s just plain rude to the “little people”.
jreckard about 8 years ago
I think somebody left that cake out in the rain.
P51Strega about 8 years ago
reason #5: he’ll boldly go where no one has gone before……and you’ll have to clean it up later.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 8 years ago
Relax with “Spock Thoughts” by Leonard Nimoy.
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
“Beam me up Scotty… there’s no sign of intelligent life here!”
Alphaomega about 8 years ago
Bill’s got a new job with the weather network in Canada.He doesn’t know WEATHER or not it will last until spring!
tbally57 about 8 years ago
Priceless!!
StoicLion1973 about 8 years ago
We’re a few days early for “International Talk Like William Shatner Day”.