Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 26, 2016

Coat them with alum first.

If he gets caught it won’t be by a whistle blower.

Does Polly work in there?

won’t deter the loogie hawkers

I have to admit I just dont get this one. Help?

if you eat a bunch of crackers you won’t be able to spit, so they won’t be able to test the spittoons.

Took a few seconds…

funny – but ya gotta know what a spittoon is

now I get the joke. I know what a spitoon is, I didnt get it that crackers would keep you from spitting. thanks, that made my day