Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 14, 2016

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Rip Haywire: I think you owe me a new truck. I'll let you pay it off in installments... that gun will be a good start. Man: Like he....llllooooooo! You can't do that! You wear the badge. Rip Haywire: Your jaw and the badge can both come off with my hands. Man: I ain't talking'. Rip Haywire: I'll let one of you go if you tell me why the highwayman kidnapped Flapjack lumberton. Either that or I haul you off to jail and let him wonder about you talkin' Man: The kid owed the boss some money and the boss always gets what's coming to him! Rip Haywire: Well, the Highwayman has something coming to him, all right. Man 2: You mean your fists, don't you? Rip Haywire: I do. Man: C'mon Sheriff. I told you why the Highwayman kidnapped Flapjack! Now at least get me a Fresca! Rip Haywire: You'll get an RC Cola and you'll like it, Bub!