The deadly warning sticker, feared by all would-be burglars!
The warning sticker reads:
“”Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again!””
Don’t bite the hand, Gary. Intruders keep the larders full.
It says, “Welcome Intruders. We’ve been expecting you. I’ll go turn on the oven.”
“Intruders must be freshly bathed and properly seasoned…’
I used to have a sign that said “premises protected by abject poverty” Must have worked no one ever broke in.
This property protected by Smith & Wesson 4 days a week. Are ya feelin lucky, punk?
Do you prefer having your blood sucked dry or being eaten whole? Please scream appropriately.
“Beware of Demonic Henchman!”
“My Rottweiler can get to this door in 4 seconds. Can you get out of it that fast?”
“Protected by Leo: few have dared to enter; none have ever exited.”
Did anyone notice the new mug “designs”? Are those eyes? It looks like there’s one on each mug in the 1st & 3rd panels, but in the 2nd, it looks like Leo’s mug has 2 tiny eyes that are shut….
I love this comic!
“This house protected by 12 gauge three nights per week. You guess which three.”
Looks to me like the mug is winking in the third panel.
MAybe the new mug designs are to try and fool us into thinking that these are new cartoons, and not reruns.
October 24, 2014
Sisyphos almost 14 years ago
The deadly warning sticker, feared by all would-be burglars!
ksoskins almost 14 years ago
The warning sticker reads:
Warning, Intruders Will Be Eaten!Hugh B. Hayve almost 14 years ago
“”Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again!””
mrsullenbeauty almost 14 years ago
Don’t bite the hand, Gary. Intruders keep the larders full.
cdward almost 14 years ago
It says, “Welcome Intruders. We’ve been expecting you. I’ll go turn on the oven.”
WebSpider almost 14 years ago
“Intruders must be freshly bathed and properly seasoned…’
bmwk12ltc almost 14 years ago
I used to have a sign that said “premises protected by abject poverty” Must have worked no one ever broke in.
Plods with ...™ almost 14 years ago
This property protected by Smith & Wesson 4 days a week. Are ya feelin lucky, punk?
poohbear8192 almost 14 years ago
Do you prefer having your blood sucked dry or being eaten whole? Please scream appropriately.
ProfessorKid almost 14 years ago
“Beware of Demonic Henchman!”
MisngNOLA almost 14 years ago
“My Rottweiler can get to this door in 4 seconds. Can you get out of it that fast?”
alan.gurka almost 14 years ago
“Protected by Leo: few have dared to enter; none have ever exited.”
Dorian almost 14 years ago
Did anyone notice the new mug “designs”? Are those eyes? It looks like there’s one on each mug in the 1st & 3rd panels, but in the 2nd, it looks like Leo’s mug has 2 tiny eyes that are shut….
I love this comic!
Yakety Sax almost 14 years ago
“This house protected by 12 gauge three nights per week. You guess which three.”
slowflyer almost 14 years ago
Looks to me like the mug is winking in the third panel.
alan.gurka almost 14 years ago
MAybe the new mug designs are to try and fool us into thinking that these are new cartoons, and not reruns.