Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 19, 2016

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    orinoco womble  over 8 years ago

    Frost him, girl—he’s a real flake.

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    jreckard  over 8 years ago

    Do you prefer your wit wet?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 8 years ago

    Try the frosted coconut blitz cocktail.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Slow freezer burn…

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    He’ll sublimate momentarily.

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    dflak  over 8 years ago

    That’s cold!

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 8 years ago

    Murphy’s law!

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