In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 15, 2016

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 8 years ago

    After that, you may want an actual wrecking ball to put you out of your misery.

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    the lost wizard  over 8 years ago

    Grab some roids and hope for a lifetime suspension.

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    jtviper7  over 8 years ago

    I’d rather spend 5 minutes in a lion cage.

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    ars731  over 8 years ago

    Doesn’t that count as Cruel and Unusual Punishment?

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    Dirty Dragon  over 8 years ago

    Miley Cyrus? That’s obviously a 10-minute misconduct.

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    linsonl  over 8 years ago

    How did she get to be famous anyhow?

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    Lewis LinsonAncestors, which in that field can consist of one generation.

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