Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 25, 2016

But, aren’t you in Texas?

I find I prefer room temperature…

Halloween: angerThanksgiving: negotiation?Christmas: resignation (acceptance)After New Year’s: enjoyment

Cabin fever strikes again

Probably a charnel house. Although such a typo could probably be the basis for an amusing sit-com episode.

You really don’t know a thing about women, do you?

Of course, nowadays even Halloween is in Daylight Saving time. When they changed it, someone in the Bush administration said something like, “I’m sure the children of America will appreciate having an extra hour of daylight for trick-or-treating.” Except that you’re supposed to trick-or-treat in the dark!

Just do not forget that the number one cause of death is life.

Keep on keepin’ onHe claims “south Texas”, but Houston is “upper coast”. You have to get south of the King Ranch to be in south Texas.

Uffda…

On a cold winters night and miss hot bod Janis sitting next to you and all you want to do is watch movies?

You must know by now that ralphyork666 lives in his mom’s basement and has never been out with a woman, except maybe the plastic kind you have to blow up.

Hate standard time….only 7 more weeks to daylight again!!