Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 02, 2016

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    Tirasmol  over 8 years ago

    When I was in college, my friends and I were into collecting Pez dispensers (what? don’t judge.) One afternoon I picked my dad up from the airport for a visit and he found one in my glove box. He poked at it, asking ‘how do these things work?’ when a Pez suddenly shot out and hit him dead center in the forehead. He yelled and I had to pull over to the side of the road, I was laughing so hard I was crying. After a minute he says ‘We must never speak of this.’ That was twenty years ago, and I still laugh when I think of it.

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    AlanM  over 8 years ago

    If he were religious he could be a Pentecostal Presbyterian Pezcetarian.

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    shipl14  over 8 years ago

    Someday he’ll run for pezident

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    Raider Red Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Love the dispensers. Collected ’em like matchbox cars (pre-Hot Wheels). The candy – not so much. Like an old, bad, powdery sweet tart or something.

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