Jen Sorensen for January 12, 2016

Who are these people? Are they really on TV?

By its absence???

“can’t”? “compelled”? … please. Free advice to cartoonists: whiny is not funny.

there is a great video somewhere out there of steve martin on the johnny carson show: the great flydini. eat your heart out female wannabes.

Sex sells – and who is buying? Is it the people with the remote control? The artist? The old white guy at the top of the network? Perhaps a female comedy show would sell on it’s own merit. Would anyone be daring enough to try?

Jon Stewart used to have the running Gag of very Inappropriate titles for some of his segments on the Daily Show..Always blamed on Staff who hadn’t “Consulted” with him on the names, of course.“Jon Stewart Talks about Genitals” for instance.

Or

“Jon Stewart goes Down on Fox News”.

Clusterf**k to the White House,

You Don’t Know Dick

10 F#@king Years

“North American Man Boy Love Association, or Congress.”

The Audacity of Grope

Some of those were the actual running names of regular segments. Usually the ones he claimed not to like had to do with insulting him personally.

So, they’re compelled to do this?

How can you sit here functioning on the internet, and not know Jon Stewart’s Daily Show Correspondent Samantha Bee? You’re lucky I didn’t go for a sixth!