Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 03, 2016

Her mood is very dark…

(he has no feet, so he hoppes over to her, and barley gets there).

She’s just a little bitter.

He’s gone quite pale, that ale.

Try using your head next time and you won’t be left flat.

She’s mad that he forgot to bring protection.

As can see, he’s incontinent, and she has that I told you so look.

He should take her on a coaster to cheer her up.

She’s a yeasty brassy brown.

Anyone remember Frostie Root Beer? How about a famous 1970’s slogan that A&W Root Beer has that frosty mug taste?

This comic is really cute. All the comments are crafted so cleverly!

She is looking a bit porter-ly

She didn’t appreciate his Belgian Wit.

Stout! Isn’t that the crap they scrape off the bottoms of the brew tanks when they need cleaning?

All you commentators are in rare form here today. Well done.

Chris SherlockOr the Great Root Bear series of commercials with the tuba solo background music.

AtherNo s, just pout.