“Or” thinks Santa, in a moment of spiritual weakness…… “if he had a heavier bell, with a long handle, and clunked them over the head with it, and took their wallets….”
It’s OK, Santa… the Pennys can drive anyone to those thoughts.
We’ll also forgive you a restorative cup of highly medicinal eggnog when you get finished tonight…
It’ll help bring back that ol’ brotherly love the Pennys can so casually destroy.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago
“Or” thinks Santa, in a moment of spiritual weakness…… “if he had a heavier bell, with a long handle, and clunked them over the head with it, and took their wallets….”
It’s OK, Santa… the Pennys can drive anyone to those thoughts.
We’ll also forgive you a restorative cup of highly medicinal eggnog when you get finished tonight…
It’ll help bring back that ol’ brotherly love the Pennys can so casually destroy.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 7 years ago
Santa’s standing a goodly distance from the door deliberately…..the smell from in there’s pretty bad…
Retired Dude over 7 years ago
I once worked at a place that restricted how close to the entrance a solicitor could stand so as to not harass the customers.
Duke of Omnium over 7 years ago
Where can I get a trough of egg nog?
paranormal over 7 years ago
Those bell ringers drive me crazy! I’ve seen a few that sing instead of ring the bell. They even had pretty good voices too.
peggykb9 over 7 years ago
Speaking of pork butts….