Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for July 21, 2010

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Satchel says, "I don't see how you can make a monkey soldier out of a sack of potatoes." Bucky says, "Monkeys are the lowest animal. Potato-to-monkey is essentially a lateral move, evolutionwise." Bucky says, "This sack is the approximate size and weight of one combat-ready monkey." Bucky says, "So all I have to do is attach some paws and feet to this sack, and I'll be able to bend these spuds to my will like violent curly fries." Satchel says, "Your potato monkey soldier will have like, 50 eyes... get it? Because of the potatoes..." Bucky says, "Don't trivialize my potato-monkey soldier."