Monty by Jim Meddick for December 21, 2015
December 20, 2015
December 22, 2015
Transcript:
The aformentioned items shall be delivered on or before December 25th, 2015, or this agreement will be rendered null and void. With your permission, I'll fax this to the North Pole and we should have a signed copy on your desk by tomorrow morning... Very good. Carry on. Sir... Did you remember to request the ninja turtle assault van? Hostetler, we're going to need an addendum...
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Sedgwick’s barrister, Hostetler, should thank Jarvis for saving his job! Can you imagine Young Master’s wrath if his legally-binding “I’ll be ‘nice’ if you deliver the goods” contract with Santa had omitted the fricking assault van?!
Squirrelchaser over 8 years ago
Oh no, another week or two of skipping Monty.
Bobongo over 8 years ago
When he “grows up” he can buy the White House and have his own real army to play with.